You Might Be A Liberal
A Jeff Foxworthy-like hashtag has been trending on twitter for the last day. Conservatives have been wracking their brains for humorous ways to identify our liberal friends. Not to be left out, I conjured a few myself. Here are some for those of you who don’t already follow me on twitter.
If you think American exceptionalism is something to be ashamed of, #youmightbealiberal
If you think only white people can be racist, #youmightbealiberal
If you don’t think “benevolent dictatorship” is an oxymoron, #youmightbealiberal
If you think intentions are the same as outcomes, #youmightbealiberal
If your entire political philosophy can be traced back to daddy issues, #youmightbealiberal
If you think progressive taxes won’t discourage productivity, but excise taxes can get people to quit smoking, #youmightbealiberal
If you believe rights come from government instead of “our Creator,” #youmightbealiberal
If you think taking from Peter to give to Paul is “compassionate,” #youmightbealiberal
If you think you know better how people should live their lives than they do, #youmightbealiberal
How did I do? Did I forget anything?
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I am a libertarian-conservative blogger living in the DC area. I have a Master's degree in Political Science and work in public policy, but please don't hold that against me.



