A Jeff Foxworthy-like hashtag has been trending on twitter for the last day.  Conservatives have been wracking their brains for humorous ways to identify our liberal friends.  Not to be left out, I conjured a few myself.  Here are some for those of you who don’t already follow me on twitter.

If you think American exceptionalism is something to be ashamed of, #youmightbealiberal

If you think only white people can be racist, #youmightbealiberal

If you don’t think “benevolent dictatorship” is an oxymoron, #youmightbealiberal

If you think intentions are the same as outcomes, #youmightbealiberal

If your entire political philosophy can be traced back to daddy issues, #youmightbealiberal

If you think progressive taxes won’t discourage productivity, but excise taxes can get people to quit smoking, #youmightbealiberal

If you believe rights come from government instead of “our Creator,” #youmightbealiberal

If you think taking from Peter to give to Paul is “compassionate,” #youmightbealiberal

If you think you know better how people should live their lives than they do, #youmightbealiberal

How did I do? Did I forget anything?

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