Liberal politics and bumper stickers go together like milk and cereal. It’s understandable. Liberal positions typically don’t lend to complex explanation. They don’t need to. “Bush lied, people died” says everything they have to say on the subject. Their position really doesn’t go any deeper than that. Their entire stance on the war in Iraq is motivated by their hate for Bush, and they are seemingly unashamed to remind us of this superficiality at every opportunity.

Now the Democrats are on the lookout for the bumper sticker slogan that is going to win it for them in ‘08. That one, catchy aphorism which will hook those weak minded fools like a jedi mind trick. And they’re asking their base for help choosing the winner.

Some of the ideas put up to a vote so far:

W Is Out - Send the Right Wing With Him

No Republicans Left Behind in D.C.

What Have Republicans Done for You Lately?

2006 Was Just the Beginning - More Dems in ?08

They also encourage the nutroots to send in their own submittals (oh man, I wouldn’t want the job of sifting through those).

If you ask me, I think the dems are just getting cheap. Instead of paying some marketing firm to come up with a slogan, they’ll just farm it out to the masses and take the best ideas for free.

Van Helsing at Moonbattery has a list of some more appropriate suggestions for the dems’ bumper sticker.

What’s So Great About America?

We Need Your Money More Than You Do.

Fighting Back Against Terrorism Is Too Hard.

The Decline and Fall of the West Is Inevitable Anyway.

Maybe al-Qaeda Will Be Gracious in Victory.

Everything’s Free if You Force Someone Else to Pay For It.

There’s Still Some Silverware Left in the White House.

Right Wing News has even better ones:

If you can read this, your taxes are too low.

From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.

There is no baby on board because I aborted it.

Work harder! Hillary has new government programs to pay for!

And from RWN readers:

Unemployment checks for everyone! Vote Democrat.

Vote Dem: Killing our future 1 baby at a time.

If we give them what they want, they’ll leave us alone.

Give the government back to the children. Vote Democrat!

EDWARDS’08: If you attack this country, my wife will talk mean to you.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

Vote Democrat! We know who you are!

Abortion, regulation and the pursuit of hopelessness. Democrats in ‘08.

Hillary 08: Fork It Over, B***H!

Here’s my contribution:

“My other car is a private jet.”

“Think gas prices are high now?”

“What do you mean YOUR paycheck?”

“DEMOCRATS - Rigging life’s lottery since 1792″

“Evolution: germ, worm, snake, democrat”

“I brake for manbearpig.”

“Biodiesal - because there aren’t enough starving people in the world.”

“Gore - what is it good for?”

“Dhimmi on board”

“Two Clintons are two too many.”

I’ll admit it. Sometimes it’s fun to come down to their level.

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